What would you re-name the kids from "Cheaper by The Dozen"? ?

Ah, the silly remake. Just pointing out that the original Cheaper by the Dozen (as in the book) were real. The children of Frank and Lillian Gilbreth: Their names were Anne, Mary, Ernestine, Martha, Frank Jr., William, Lillian, Frederick, Daniel, John, Robert and Jane. I kind of like the originals, but the remake names and your are not too bad.